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Heart Wi-Fi Signal Hoodie

Regular price $39.95

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Broadcast love in the nerdiest way possible.

  • cotton-polyester blend deflects bad vibes
  • adorable kangaroo pouch pockets make you feel like a kid again
  • being gently wrapped in warmth helps you be a beacon of warmth for humanity

Story time!

Picture this: You're wearing this awesome hoodie and chatting with a friend. A few dozen feet away, a hottie with kind eyes glances over and sees the Heart Wi-Fi Signal you're sporting; smiles. Your eyes lock, and their expression betrays a faint glimmer of recognition. With a nearly-uncertain stride, they close the gap between you. In a shy-but-determined voice, they begin to say, "Hello..."

Suddenly, your friend blurts out, "IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?!?" and cackles maniacally.

Priceless.

Buy the damn hoodie.


Ships from the USA usually within 5-10 days with the kind of love that nobody presses charges against.



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Sleeve length, in
24.77
24.77
24.77
24.77
24.77
24.77
26.74
26.74
Length, in
27.17
27.96
29.14
29.93
31.11
31.89
33.08
33.86
Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.99
28
29.93
31.89
33.86