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Talk Nerdy To Me Women's Slim Fit T-shirt

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Improves attractiveness levels by a factor of Nintendo^64. Mercilessly forces onlookers to either want you or want to be you.

  • friendliest, most inviting shirt you can wear
  • 100% soft cotton boosts your confidence in your own skin by 200%
  • encourages nerding out that may have the mostly harmless consequence of best friendship
Note: folks approaching to chat are just following instructions, so treat 'em with a little kindness, will ya?

The origin of "talk nerdy to me" has long been the subject of speculation, but we theorize its initial usage was by chummy Greek philosopher Socrates circa 382 BC. Legend hints that he was, at the time, trying to pick up an attractive office intern. We don't know the outcome of said activity, but it turns out the guy had a few kids, so things couldn't have gone that badly.

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This may run smaller than you're used to, please check the sizing table carefully!


S
M
L
XL
2XL
Width, in
16.23
17.25
18.23
19.77
21.26
Length, in
25.36
25.99
26.62
27.25
27.88
Sleeve length, in
6.82
7.05
7.29
7.52
7.76